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Monday, January 14, 2008

A Tale of the "New" West

This is the tale of Sheriff Cosmos. He is wuved by all, a Sibe for justice & an alright pretty, nice guy!

Sheriff Cosmos

It was brought to attention that some crimes had been committed. He had to bring the varmit who done it into custody. Let's look at the crimes --

HMMM, a fence gate chewed up!

Mommy's, I mean the Victim's, chair being chewed up.

It could be none other than Black Bart-Juneau! A lowly varmit who doesn't care where he parks his teeth.

Now to bring the varmit into custody!
I gots you now, you little varmit chewer upper!
To Sheriff Cosmos utter shock, "Hey, you are in my crate, not the right jail cell!!"
Don'ts worry, Sherrif Cosmos, you won't be able to hold me here fur long, hawoo-hawoo-hawoo-sneer-snicker & all that," replies Black-Bart-Juneau.
THE END (until the next time)


Lacy said...

woofies Juneau and Cosmos...heehee dat wuz cute....sum reason me c's a continuin story to black bart juneau...and u r rite, the SPCA shood no dat, dat puppy wuz sic..me started to send dem a nasty email, tellin dem watt me thot of it...but me didnt, i furgure that will b tooked care of.

b safe,

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


Khan I be the town skhhool marm(ette) and swoon over woo fur the great job woo did bringing justice to the khwiet husky village?

Wags and Wuv,

PeeEss: another one to show my doggy nanny to khonfirm MY KHASE fur being an ANGEL!

sharkgila said...

Ha-woo, great work, Sheriff Cosmos! The town is a better place because of heroes like you.


ps Black Bart Juneau, you have had it coming at ya!

Maddox said...

Sheriff Cosmos, great job! You apprehended the culprit and I hope he does some good time.

If you get a moment, maybe you can assist me in my quest to prove that Maddox is only faking being a Sibe. Your intput would be welcome!

Shelby Woo, Dawgtective

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh My Handsome Juneau! I've got tools and I'm on my way to get you out! Check my blog.

Husky Hugs I'm coming.

cyber-sibes said...

Wooos & a-rooos!
Good job, Sheriff Cosmos! Woo certainly gave Black Bart Juneau what he had coming! (Your mom made a very cute post!)

Star & da Jack-a-roo

The Daily Echo said...

Good job Sheriff but I believe there's a thing called "due process". You may wanna check with Guinness and Shilo's Mom - the Sibrarian. They know everything.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Juneau has to be the cutest bandit in the wild west!


Maggie & Mitch said...

Hi Cosmos and Juneau! Thanks for signing our blog! Of course we can be friends! Any friends of Ambers are friends of ours!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Kapp pack said...

Wow, he certainly sounds like a nasty varmint! Keep him locked behind bars. Bread and water only!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Joe Stains said...

uh oh I sure hope this doesn't end in a duel!

Comet and BLU said...

oh oh Juneau - it looks like bread and water for you tonight....unless there is a jail break.

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo! THat was great! I can't stop ha roo roo rooing!
Way to go, Cosi!
Play bows,

Ferndoggle said...

Cosmo...excellent wranglin' skills. Tell that little Juneau that we're gonna lock him in the Allegheny Slammer if he doesn't straighten up soon! Sheriff Sherman doesn't play nice.


Huskee Boy said...

Great job, Sheriff Cosmos! Hopefully Juneau has some money to put up his own bail and you can spend the money on some toys or treats?

Katherine and Pippa, said...

Top work sheriff. I'll know who to call when I need some help in my pueblo.


Amici said...

Juneau! You are definitely in doggie jail. :( We're sorry. Hopefully you'll get bail soon. I haven't been there in a while. I somehow got a "get out of jail free" card. We'll try to send you that one so you can escape soon. :)

The Brat Pack said...

BOL, that was hilarious!!